Glamour Is A Rocky Road....

IT Support for the Girls Next Door

The Girls Next Door... are having technical difficulty..
Yes... they have a little computer set up at the brothel.. They use it to stay in touch with their families around the world..and to surf CL and other sites to drum up business when things are slow. before i left I spoke with "girl zero" (so named because she was the first one i met and eventually ended up introducing me to some of the other girls..now i can pretty much trace ALL of the DC "girls next door" i have EVER met back to her)  I gave her my blog address and I asked her to check it out.  If they were game i wanted to put some of their stories up here. she smiled and nodded enthusiastically.. which really doesn't mean much because even when she is saying no..she is usually smiling and nodding enthusiastically.. thats when she told me that their computer was down and that they had been internet-less ... for a few days.. now these girls have mad skills...just not in the computer/internet field... when i suggested that lots of the "fellas" that visit are computer savvy..couldn't one of them help...she said Noooo ..  i get the impression that they are pretty hesitant to ask the guys for ANYTHING...i suppose i can understand that.. when i suggested that i had friends that might be able to help ..well ...she wasn't big on the idea of strangers either. ....

Cant YOU fix it??? she was smiling and nodding enthusiastically again... its pretty darn hard to say no to her..cause she is always sooo nice ..smiling and nodding... now.. i am no computer guru, i can barely manage to post this blog! so i was getting a bit worried..right then the car pulled up to take me to the airport.. she looked a little disappointed...

i freaking hate to disappoint people..

it is a real weakness on my part..since i was really young....  luckily Ive learned to keep it in check..but damn that was a hard lesson!! ..  and girl zero is different.. THEN i got an idea!! sooo i drug my suitcase to the curb (happy to note the driver was Alfonzo...one of the cool ones..i asked him to give me a few min to get girl zero squared away... he looked a bit confused .. i can only assume he knows of the girls next door...most drivers know allllll of the girls next door in the city...right?)... and while Alfonzo loaded my stuff into the car i grabbed my old laptop from the closet... i showed it to girl zero.. ok..here we go!

i have a wireless connection to the internet.... so i made the connection OPEN..and showed her how to log in.. the signal was a little on the weak side.. but steady..  then she gave me a pad of paper with the Ritz Carlton's logo on it ..go figure..and i wrote down each step for logging in....

She was delighted as were some of the other girls who had wandered into the "lobby area" (which is as far into the brothel as i have ever been)....  there was a lot of smiling and enthusiastic head nodding and i found myself nodding and smiling along with them...  then i wrote down the blog address and and asked them again to consider letting me put some of "their stories" up.. 

(the shit i do for you people!!lol)

Today i got an email from girl zero...  seems a few of the girls are into the idea...but appears the older woman (the madame for lack of a better term)..is still a little unsure about blogging and its benefits.. but she is considering it... i imagine her stern faced as the girls surround her nodding enthusiastically about the crazy chick next door, suicide blond , and telling her that indeed

Glamour is a Rocky Road..
xoxo
SB

HIPS  Helping Individual Prostitutes Survive
is an outreach organization that i can personally vouch for.. they are offer assistance in a non-judgmental way..  they can always use support.

Sex Sells...

Well who woulda guessed?.. You put something like BROTHEL in your headline and Poof! your the most popular outgoing link! lol..This town is way too Sexually Frustrated. Then ...and i couldn't make this stuff up...my horoscope says:

"Become a bigger part of your community -- you deserve to join in the fun."

lol..guess the stars were right for deciding to go public here.

Important Legal Disclaimer... i am in no way as gifted a writer as most of these blog folks. i have been really flabbergasted by the quality of the writers here on the DC blog scene. I just happen to have a lot of crazy stuff happen to and around me (i attribute most of it to coloring my hair so often) ... anyway here i am.. a freshman blogger..so i beg you...

please be gentle its my first time

.. Update on the girls next door to follow.. i know what you sickos want!

first just a quick word on the Writer .. for the few of you who are checking in on me and not tgnd (ok.. there is only one ...Ditsy Little Tart DLT ..mwah..) guess who emailed me @ 3am last night to ask me out this weekend! i was beginning to wonder where he had drifted off too! ..alas..im on the West Coast for a bit....  mixing business with pleasure! will be checking out the Rockstars shows in LA and San Fran.. do i have good timing or what! lol..ok i might have plotted a bit to make that happen..

The Maneater is leaving for Turkey..I have to kiss her goodbye tomorrow morning for a goood long while. She has been my best friend (aside from you DLT!) for the whole summer and the last two years well she has pretty much been my very own! Sooo I'm tempted to toss her into the ES and run..just not answer the phone for a few days!!  but .. her daddy knows where i live and being the spooky spy kinda guy that he is..I don't reeaaaly want him too mad at me! but i KNOW The Maneater and I know she is way to chill to live in TURKEY! arrghhh!! Your both gonna be missed!!!and i know, i know... your gonna need each other over there. Take care of each other!!!

The Girls Next Door....

they have been pretty busy lately.. the BEST though was the one night a few weeks ago. There was a guy in big black SUV (with a vanity tag for a major television network) he was parking illegally on the curb and as he jumped out I gave him a helpful little neighborly advise..

me: dude..the tow truck has been dragging cars from here for the last 15 min.
dude:  How do you know?
me: cause i live right here and i couldn't help notice because the freaking flashy lights were making my kitchen into an acid trip disco
dude: well im only gonna be a min... how fast can they be??
me: {shoulder shrug}

Then he proceeds to the knock on the door of "The Girls Next Door".. so i said..

"you REALLY don't have THAT much time!"

Now i realllly don't know what to do because..... I had been on my way to see a play... for some completely random reason there happened to be a CNN satellite truck right outside my door with a little reporter girl there with her microphone and all... and all i can think is:

what will be a better show? this play that i could see tomorrow night.. or shall i tell the reporter girl that the dude in the SUV (with a VANITY PLATE that named another Major Network) just went in to see the "The Girls Next Door" ..sooo..should i stay and stir up a little human drama???

Now i was realllly torn... I stood on the corner for several min. not knowing what to do!! In the end.. The Dude came back out pretty quick.. Must not have wanted to cough up the cash.. and i figured it was best cause I didn't want to put TGND on the national news... I mean Fuck!..They are my Neighbors!

now..how evil shall we bee here??? who wants to know the tag??? you sick bastards..i love you all!

 

The Girls Next Door

Personally I like having a brothel next door to me.

1.) it makes the people watching from my window waaay more interesting.

2.) if i get bored i can mess with the johns -smiling at them from the window and winking when they walk by.

3.) they are good neighbors -they send me really fancy gift baskets on holidays, clean up in front of thier place, and they are generally pleasant. One time last year they even ran off some dudes that were attempting grab some cd's out of the European Sports Car. I cant say any of those things about the residents of the talll new condo building on the other side of me. It seems to be full of always drunk 20-somethings that are puking on my doorstep every weekend! Apparently they can only get from the dance floor to MY steps.... not the 20 more steps to puke on thier own bit of the sidewalk. I'm not some hardcore anti kid person. I blew my share of chunks... but if I hit a neighbors bush..I did'nt get a bunch of attitude about it!

But i digress.. where was i? oh yeah the Girls Next Door...Who am I to judge them.. they are not being "trafficked" and they are not strung out on drugs, so how they earn thier rent is thier business.. all this is coming to mind because of a certain nameless "stud" (as his email address proclaims) has reallly been trying to turn me out lately .. this man  Walking Napoleon Complex  keeps telling me in no uncertain "term$" that he can make it worth my while if he could just come by one morning on his way to work!..  He even offered to "defray the co$t of the european $portscars next $ervice appointment". I have to admit for a teeny moment I was tempted..I mean I usually give it up for three vodka tonics @ Zola and the ES needs new tires(ouch!) Then I come to my senses and get really pissed off!
Seriously, this is what happens when you answer a seemingly nice guys add on CL! I really can't say enough bad things about the personals on CL...just stay away..what a group of creeps. Including the one who keeps emailing me with the font set at 24pts "screaming" that he wants to be "in control of me".... I think I have demonstrated my open mindedness..HELL, I Even Like "The Girls Next Door"! But I draw the line at these men CL creeps that dare pull this $hit. I mean who does he really think he is?? I have a great job, live pretty well in pretty expensive city, drive a nice car, dont have any real debt!! I do not want or need his $ or his "bulging C?%#!! What an A$$hole! I think tonight I'm gonna go dancing & most likely I'm gonna find some super hot TALL MAN to buy me three vodka tonics!!