Glamour Is A Rocky Road....

Santa Baby...next year.. I could be oh soo good!!

hi darlings...
let me start with some advise!! ...if you cant hold your liquor... pour it into a flower pot ...when will folks learn that tooo much...isn't really sexy... I wish i could say id been away for soo long at some exotic travel destination... but i haven't!! lol just lots of living been going on..so not as much time to write about it as i like..travel gives me alot of "alone time" to write BUT being home..especially during the holidays, i spend most of my time catching up with folks.. the party scene has been pretty dull round here lately.. mostly cause folks in DC are generally too ambitious to have much fun at holiday parties! lol..but there have been a few ... interns puking into bushes,  "woo girls" that are just generally so amusing to watch, and  well.. even a few Rockstars that don't give a shit what ANYBODY thinks.. but.. well..i felt terrible for one hostess who had to hose off a guest at the end of the night ...and another who was forced to {excuse this} "scoop chunks" out of her hot tub... darling ..its just NOT SEXY.... real men... know when to stop!

The Girls Next Door ... gave me a bit of a fright... when i saw a young russian fella changing all the locks and painting over the "address numbers" over the door... i know that they are on borrowed time at this location.. the  other tenant.. passed away.. RIP..M xoxo ....  and though the girls have been paying the rent for the whole building... im betting that by now it is for sale ..ive seen some preppy dudes checking it out.. etc etc ...developer types.. and someone came and cleaned out some of M's things.... spruced things up a bit... 
BUT i suppose THE GIRLS worked it out.. cause they have been busier than ever the past month! I am totally surprised at all the cute young fellas in fancy Escalades and Vettes that have become regulars... it is kinda crazy... im gonna try harder to get you some pics..cause you'd realllly be surprised..
..but to each his own.. and i guess holiday stress relief comes in all sorts of  packages...

I spent the past weekend trying to fulfill as many social obligations as possible and fox hunting in the country... (no.. don't go PETA on me...no actual foxes are hurt!!  that would be gross) BUT what i did notice and im REAAALY surprised i haven't noticed it before...  there is totally... something fetishy about the way folks get into the whole hunt thing ....they are just a little tooooo into dressing up in their little boots and carrying round a crop...i mean who reallly says "tallly ho" .. with a straight face.. and dosent expect me to giggle or start counting chix nearby.. responding  with..well my tally is 6 ho's!!???? and i have no idea why THIS weekend it all seemed like the build up of an orgy scene in a porn flick...but it did ..im gonna make a point to explore that a little more.. when im not quite soo hung over and concentrating on just staying on the horse....

anyway..... my goal this week is to get out my christmas cards!!! wish me luck..once i get this monkey off my back..i hope to be able to cuddle up somewhere...maybe next to someone... and concentrate on a post that doesn't ramble on about holiday chunks in  hot tubs..
xoxo
sb

Bye Bye, Miss American Pie...

hi babies...
  sooo.. im not a virgin anymore... i know i know.. but you knew this day would come.. and well it feels sooo good to finally have it behind me (so to speak) .... it was not as hard as i thought it would be ..
and well truthfully, it went faster than i thought it would.. but .. it was not painful... as i hear that it can be for some folks ...no.. a tiny bit of a burning sensation mostly in my fingertips.. and then it was done!..

warm...sticky and sweet and nutty...yummy..
heaven..
i wish there was enough to share with you allll...
my first pecan pie!!
xoxo

sb

Real Men Can Cook....

sooo..babies...
you know im not one to kiss and tell..but..
"the biggest boy scout you ever saw"....

put his mad ass kitchen skills to work and macgyverd up the bombest caviar and eggs breakfast in bed this morning.. ... then i rolled into the office round noonish... with my rain boots..cursing the weather..nobody bought it....the bitches looked me up and down and said..."you are sooooo oversexed ....but it suits you" ...
have i mentioned how much i love the bitches!!

xoxo
sb

How to Date a Rockstar

Rockstar played the Viper Room the other night.. and all i could think was..

"how did i get myself into this shit again?"

He was so cute in is little rockstar outfit and freshly dyed hair.. that left a purple ring in the hotel sink...and ruined multiple hotel towels... i know the maids are shaking thier heads as they try to scrub it out....his shades were in place ..and they sounded great..i was proud of them..the whole band ..not just my little rockstar..
   This is not the first rockstar ive dated..the last one... well ...he was a pseudo rockstar..more " alt country rockstar"..i thought it was going pretty good ...until i saw in (insert name of crappy magazine here) that he had married somebody else..

sooo..guess thats why i haven't heard from him.. dumb shit was pretty busy getting married etc etc...

oh well..it wasn't a big deal.. i like to think this one isn't a big deal either... but it can be hard not to get carried away when they are so cute..and they write you little songs..and they dedicate shit to you from the stage ... but....ive been down this road before... im always telling the Ditsy Little Tart...that this Rockstar thing wont work. she is always rooting for him! lol..and i am ALWAYS pushing him back..keeping him at arms length...not letting him get too close.... the irony is.... that is exactly why he likes me so much!..im the one that he cant seem to figure out... who isn't impressed with his tour bus..ive been on nicer.. i don't always show up to see the show... i don't call him, i don't text him, i don't email him, i don't care if he sleeps with groupie chix (just be safe..you don't need any baby's mamas), basically..i just don't let myself care at all.... i just try to appreciate our time together for what it is... fun ... and i never expect it to last beyond the last time we saw each other...

but by now ..well... a good deal of time has slipped past while i wasn't really paying attention.. we have been "hanging out" for a couple of years...and well...we talk at least once a week when he is on the road. which is almost always....
life on the road sux.. my whole family is in the music industry..and ive been around touring bands since.... Supertramp stayed at our house on their "breakfast in america" tour......lol (i know, i know this post is gonna date me! but i was just a teeny thing then!! )   for every great show at the viper room there are 10 bad shows in (insert bullshit town) where only 20 folks show up.. guys on tour.. well it is kinda like soldiers doing a tour of duty.. long periods of boredom, shitty accommodations, crappy food, no chicks...punctuated by brief bursts of addictive adrenaline rushes...   during the long boring times..soldiers write letters home to sweethearts..and rockstars write songs... In both cases the girls end up getting idealized ....and well...sometimes you have to read between the lines..sometimes the things they say or write aren't quite what they mean..over the years i have learned to speak a little bit of "Rockstar"

Rockstar: "I miss you soo much" 
Translation: "I'm lonely ..and your the only one i know who is still awake"

Rockstar: "I wish you had come out and gone to the show at (insert lame club name here)"-
Translation: "There was only 1 good looking chick ..and she liked (insert other band member here)"

Rockstar: "The hotel they booked us in (insert crap town here) looks like a nightmare".
Translation: "Can you use your american express points to get us a night or two @ (insert expensive hotel chain here)?"

Rockstar: "The club owner/promoter was a real dick"
Translation: "He had a hot girlfriend who was into me..but he ruined my chance to get in her pants"

Rockstar: "tonights show was great"
Translation: "the club paid us cash"

Rockstar: "There was a huge crowd"
Translation: "there were enough girls for everyone in the band to score"

Rockstar: "The tour manager is an (insert creative string of expletives)"
Translation: "another band - that is better than us- has been added to the bill"

The viper room...
it's a good room, it was a good show, i like being behind the velvet rope, but the truth is..it wont work.. and its just a little game we play...and i think i'm gonna have to get up from the table cause i like to quit while im up.. and it looks like one more hand might put the stakes up higher than i can afford to gamble.

xoxo 
sb