some things ..i am absolutely sure of....
- if you accidentally find yourself in the advanced TURBO kickboxing class instead of flow yoga ... you should prob. leave instead of pretending you knew all along this was gonna be Turbo kickboxing class.
- if you decide to stay in said kickboxing class...you should try NOT to stare at the hottie instructors boobs (which keep popping out of her "outfit") cause she could obviously go chuck norris on you...
- if you surprise yourself and others.... by finishing said TURBO Kickboxing class ... you should reward yourself ... may i suggest??.. a menage a troi.. in bed...with my two favorite boys... Ben and Jerry... preferably squeeze cherry garcia in there too....
dont worry "Chuck Norris"...ill be back for more next week...
turbo kick that is ..ok ok..prob a tiny little menage a troi as well...
yours in sweaty cleavage,
xoxo
sb
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