Glamour Is A Rocky Road....

The Beautiful People....

The HOTTEST DC Artists are gonna gather....
thats hot...
there will be lobster...
thats hot too....if you see me..
remind me i owe matt sesow CA$H..
and tell me i look hot...
xoxo
sb

Hey Little Sister... Who's your Superman

It takes someone with advanced degrees in both philosophy AND poetry..
to work references to  "his one horned god" AND "her golden eggs" into
his wedding vows...
lucky for the rest of us..he is a mumbler.... so only the wedding party really heard
what he was ACTUALLY saying...
The parents were spared..
well..on second thought..they paid for the degrees....

best wishes kids!!
xoxo

i've been kickin it with your girlfriend...

some things ..i am absolutely sure of....

• if you accidentally find yourself in the advanced TURBO kickboxing class instead of flow yoga ... you should prob. leave instead of pretending you knew all along this was gonna be Turbo kickboxing  class.   

• if you decide to stay in said kickboxing class...you should try NOT to stare at the hottie instructors boobs (which keep popping out of her "outfit") cause she could obviously go chuck norris on you...

• if you surprise yourself and others.... by finishing said TURBO Kickboxing class ... you should reward yourself  ... may i suggest??.. a menage a troi.. in bed...with my two favorite boys... Ben and Jerry... preferably squeeze cherry garcia in there too....

dont worry "Chuck Norris"...ill be back for more next week...
turbo kick that is ..ok ok..prob a tiny little menage a troi as well...

yours in sweaty cleavage,
xoxo
sb

Lift up the Reciever, I'll Make You a Believer.....

i like to play god..
no doubt about it..its pretty cool...
lately ive taken to ringing up the payphone outside my building...
most folks wont answer it...
but schizophrenics... they seem to see it as a sign that GOD wants to communicate directly with them
......i just go with it..
it doesn't seem to surprise anyone that im a chick...
i encourage them to take their meds...dole out fashion tips...
one day i hid a bag of protein bars nearby and told a fella where to find it..
one fella has taken to hanging out round the phone at the same time each day...
waiting for his own personal jesus to call...
i try not to stand him up..
Today...
i was wondering do you think organized religion..
is just a freaking prank phone calll?????
xoxo

ps..oh yeah..the pic is just gratuitous sex