the shit i get myself into..if someone says that it will be at the beach....
DAY 4....
breathing hurts..but that is good..right??
yoga at 7
cardio on beach at 8
"boot camp" on beach at 9
ab class at 10
"stretch fusion" at 11
break..for a bit of turkey and some iceberg lettuce (uggh...who eats that shit)
then we head to the hot tub.... spa.. or steam room...
id take pix but i dont think i can lift the camera
i even said no to a shopping excursion with one of the other girls..
she has been here for three weeks
she said today id be tired..
like i needed her to say that!!
otherwise..
all good..all fun..
Ditsy Lil Tart and i are sooooooooo in charge of this whole facitlity at the moment
and the instructor wishes we would just go away...but that is kinda what makes me keep at it... and not just grab a martini and head to the pool..if the fat girls are gonna do it..i can too.. rrgh..
we have instigated trouble...allllll around us...
even talked a "good girl" from michigan into breaking bad for the bar and convincing her to hit on
a hot older brit that is here....natch.. i told him she was sooo ready to drop her panites for him.. so he was prepared for the cutesy hair flip she threw at him... ahh... DLTart and i could sooo teach a class on chatting up boys at hotel bars! ...they alllll think we are a couple of tartsy whores!!!lol..... OMG.. we are having sooo much fun just stirring up shit....
the place is filled mostly with chubby girls from midwest ..so we feel like freaking Paris and Nicole here... we have converted young daniel from the front desk into our personal hot tub boy!! manager was sooo pissed to find him there !!! hope he didnt get fired.. like the meth addicted SNL skit of a waitress...who did!..
i really cant tell you what a freak show florida is!!!!!!
i cant continue...im late for cardio kick boxing...
..im positive we are gonna burn in hell.... unless .... this IS helll... in which case... as soon as my abs stop hurting..and i get a vodka tonic....ill prob love it...
xoxo
