hi babies..
ya know what is scarier than dating a rockstar??? well let me tell you..
having said rockstars LABEL call you in the middle of the night..
thats what..
goddamn them... fuckers...scared the bejesus out of me..
bastards.. didnt realize it was 1 am.. whatever.. they want me to come down to SXSW in Texas..
cause you know how rockstars can get.. (moody and morose) and apparently some asshat genius at the label thought it would cheer him up if i came down there and surprised him!!!! Thats a pretty EXTREME Booty Call ..placed by a wanna be wing man there....
ahem.....hello.. there is ONE rule to dating someone on the Road... only one rule..but it is a golden one that should NOT BE FUCKED UP.....
NEVER...NEVER ....NEVER... show up UNANNOUNCED...
when i pointed this out to the dickweed label moron... i could feel him blushing on the other end of the phone.... well i also told him..i wasnt alone.. and if he was gonna interrupt some sweet loving.
my beauty rest...he had better find a room for me at the San Jose'....
needless to say...im on my way...
jeez emo little bastards rockstars are cute..but they can be sooo much work......
xoxo
