The Numbers Never Lie....

• No. of clowns that told me they liked my red prada shoes this weekend.. 1 (of course I told him I liked his shoes too..then helped him find the nearest starbucks)
• No. of darling little Eastern European Trapeze Artists that I had lunch with this weekend..2 (I fucking love when the circus is in town)
• No. of open laptops on my coffee table right now.. 3
• No. of Neiman Marcus gift cards that were delivered by special delivery yesterday.. 1
• No. of multi million dollar real estate deals that went south again (and thereby necessitating Neiman Marcus gift cards) .. 1
• No. of pairs of designer sunglasses that I bought for 2.99 yesterday.. 2
• No. of pairs of designer sunglasses that cost over 300.00 that I bought today.. 1
• No. of townhouses 15 min from the beach that I wanted to buy this weekend.. but was too late.. 1
• No. of kick ass neighbors that were willing to set up a porn exchange program at the beach townhouse aka… the sh-WHORE House.. 1
• No. of people who thought I wanted something dirty..and shouted it out loud across a crowded bar last night..1
• No. of mins she left the bleach in my hair this time… 15
• No. of dollars my pepco bill was this month for my teeny place in the city …800…no I don’t make shit up apparently it IS possible to spend approximately 100 dollars per square foot for electricity….. somebody get al gore on the phone
• No. of DC Metropolitans Finest whose orders I completely disregarded..1
• No. of DC Metropolitans Finest who said… “aww..fuck him hes an asshole”…and let me do what I wanted.. 1
• No. of Spanish fellas leaving the Girls Next Door's place together…(weird huh? rare but not unheard of...not usually a team thing).. 2
• No. of times I got on the elevator in my garage only to have my stalker buddy jump in with me at the last mineuetos…1  (fucking scary little bastard)
• No. of times i checked under my kitchen sink for another leak.. ummm 46 (best guess)
• No. of times today that i got spam from my own domain ...1  WTF??
• No. of cups of coffee hand delivered to my bedside this morning ..1
• No. of times this morning that i got busted singing ring of fire at top of my lungs ... with the top down,of course....  ummm... several

anyway sugar babies...im not sure what all this says about me.....but im pretty sure .. that any half decent therapist could stretch this into months of sessions...

xoxo

Comments

[Velvet]

You are gonna be the bestest neighbor to some lucky girl one day! Sniff sniff!

[vvk]

I left bleach in my hair for ~2 hours once... more than twice the max recommended limit. It left my hair random shades of copper and brown. Oh well. I shaved my head a week later anyways.

[krystal]

i just LOL'ed so loud.

i love it. ;)

[suicide_blond]

humm..just re read post..
No. of times i used the F-Word... 4
boy you can tell when my blood sugar is low!! lol..

V..but will she have a decent porn collection?????

VVK.. 2 hours??? jeeezus on a stick!! poor baby didnt it burn!??? im surprised it grew back after that!! xoxo

K.. aw shucks im such a sucker for folks that show love!! xoxo

[vvk]

I've got think black hair... and I learned that I have a pretty tough scalp.

Here are some pictures:
http://www.brownforces.org/gallery/orange_hair/IMG_0866
http://www.brownforces.org/gallery/orange_hair/15_G

Hmm... I haven't had my hair that long in a long time...