Glamour Is A Rocky Road....

The Numbers Never Lie....

• No. of clowns that told me they liked my red prada shoes this weekend.. 1 (of course I told him I liked his shoes too..then helped him find the nearest starbucks)
• No. of darling little Eastern European Trapeze Artists that I had lunch with this weekend..2 (I fucking love when the circus is in town)
• No. of open laptops on my coffee table right now.. 3
• No. of Neiman Marcus gift cards that were delivered by special delivery yesterday.. 1
• No. of multi million dollar real estate deals that went south again (and thereby necessitating Neiman Marcus gift cards) .. 1
• No. of pairs of designer sunglasses that I bought for 2.99 yesterday.. 2
• No. of pairs of designer sunglasses that cost over 300.00 that I bought today.. 1
• No. of townhouses 15 min from the beach that I wanted to buy this weekend.. but was too late.. 1
• No. of kick ass neighbors that were willing to set up a porn exchange program at the beach townhouse aka… the sh-WHORE House.. 1
• No. of people who thought I wanted something dirty..and shouted it out loud across a crowded bar last night..1
• No. of mins she left the bleach in my hair this time… 15
• No. of dollars my pepco bill was this month for my teeny place in the city …800…no I don’t make shit up apparently it IS possible to spend approximately 100 dollars per square foot for electricity….. somebody get al gore on the phone
• No. of DC Metropolitans Finest whose orders I completely disregarded..1
• No. of DC Metropolitans Finest who said… “aww..fuck him hes an asshole”…and let me do what I wanted.. 1
• No. of Spanish fellas leaving the Girls Next Door's place together…(weird huh? rare but not unheard of...not usually a team thing).. 2
• No. of times I got on the elevator in my garage only to have my stalker buddy jump in with me at the last mineuetos…1  (fucking scary little bastard)
• No. of times i checked under my kitchen sink for another leak.. ummm 46 (best guess)
• No. of times today that i got spam from my own domain ...1  WTF??
• No. of cups of coffee hand delivered to my bedside this morning ..1
• No. of times this morning that i got busted singing ring of fire at top of my lungs ... with the top down,of course....  ummm... several

anyway sugar babies...im not sure what all this says about me.....but im pretty sure .. that any half decent therapist could stretch this into months of sessions...

xoxo

Please Come to Austin....

hi babies..
ya know what is scarier than dating a rockstar??? well let me tell you..
having said rockstars LABEL call you in the middle of the night..
thats what..
goddamn them... fuckers...scared the bejesus out of me..
bastards.. didnt realize it was 1 am.. whatever..  they want me to come down to SXSW  in Texas..
cause you know how rockstars can get.. (moody and morose) and apparently some asshat genius at the label thought it would cheer him up if i came down there and surprised him!!!!  Thats a pretty EXTREME Booty Call ..placed by a wanna be wing man there....

ahem.....hello.. there is ONE rule to dating someone on the Road... only one rule..but it is a golden one that should NOT BE FUCKED UP.....

NEVER...NEVER ....NEVER... show up UNANNOUNCED...

when i pointed this out to the dickweed label moron... i could feel him blushing on the other end of the phone.... well i also told him..i wasnt alone.. and if he was gonna interrupt some sweet loving.
my beauty rest...he had better find a room for me at the San Jose'....
needless to say...im on my way...
jeez emo little bastards rockstars are cute..but they can be sooo much work......
xoxo

I know what you're thinking, I haven't been drinking.....

today..my friend..who is a psychic treasure hunter... brought me cookies..
to me.. it seems like a shameful waste of psychic ability..
xoxo

A Quiet Gathering of the Gods....

Hi sugarbabies....
last weekend…while washingtonians went about doing their normal washingtonian stuff.. there was a

Quiet Gathering Of The Art Gods..
 Hemphill Fine Arts  (1515 14^th St NW) deserves props for stepping outside their safe usual stuff and hosting a show Tug of War that included most of the Giants of the Lowbrow Genre.. or
Pop Surrealism.. as it has become known..

In any other city..

ok … any major city with a half decent art scene…

just one of these guys would have been enough to have lines around the block of art school confidential wannabes, groupies, and serious collectors…commanding prices that range from three hundred to 13 thousand… there is usually something for everyone..

but DC..well...I suppose it would be stretching it to call our art tastes anything other than kinda blah… not that we don’t have great artists.. we do.. or that we don’t have galleries that try to showcase good stuff.. we do..

we just cant seem to get the ultra conservative folks around DC to care about anything more risky than some black and white photos of statues…

but.. this weekend THEY were HERE..

and the stuff while risky by DC standards.. was… pretty tame when measured next to the body of most of these artists  work…

 the show includes the works of:

SHAG, Glenn Barr, Chris Mars, Joe Sorren, Tim Biskup, Gary Baseman, Liz McGrath, Bob Dob, Gary Taxali, Scot Musgrove, Daniel Peacock, Danial Martin Diaz… etc etc..

and will be here thru April 7^th… 

The Sunday Book Signing… included the following Superstars:

SHAG (Josh Agle) ..you know his work even if you don’t know you know it…

Glenn Barr …ahhh…my personal fave.. a Detroit native and brilliant fella… there are a few of his hanging at home..  here is his famous..
Jesus Tour 

 

a pretty cool way to roll...would'nt you agree???

Liz McGrath… kick ass gothy twisted stuff that never fails to get folks talking...her submission here.. doesn’t disappoint

 Bob Dob… ive been wanting one of his exaggerated angsty adolescents for a while now too…

 

the Gods were all sitting round a long L shaped table with bottles of Perrier on hand…
(kinda weird.. pop surrealism in itself ) chatting easily with each other and supporters…signing books and goodies…there was a slow but steady crowd that came through.. some in punky leather jackets, some in jcrew, (one blond in killer red patent leather pradas ;-)) 
but… not an overwhelming crowd… not the kind that would require bouncers… not the kind they would have had if they managed to gather these guys (and dolls) in any other town..
or maybe just in a town that believed that there is more to life than the scooter libby trial......
xoxo

sb

Greed Has Been Discontinued....

Greed has been discontinued…

thats what they told me... i know what your thinking.. its about time..

the ONLY person it ever looked good on was Aaliyah and she died in 2001…

every year i give up Lust and Greed for Lent…

truthfully… greed was pretty easy to do without… like i said..it

only looked good on aaliyah… i tried to find others it looked good on ..

but never did.. for some reason i still carried it around.. go figure..

…LUST... on the other hand...  is a seven deadly sin... of another color!

It looks great on EVERYONE

and i don’t care how tight my jeans are..i don’t leave the house without slipping LUST into the right front pocket…..

there are others…but i can ALWAYS count on LUST.. it’s a mainstay.. and it looks good with anything…anytime…

casual lust??  it looks great on a girl..

formal event?? no problem LUST on tops off any party look!! 

i did actually check with a priest (& two separate nuns) …

and ….

the priest who has heard all my confessions…and two sisters of  mercy…

all said basically the same thing…

 

“...for some..this would not be an appropriate sacrifice for the season….

BUT ….. knowing you the way i do… it is a completely acceptable sacrifice...”

 

soo for the last few years.. ok more years than I like to think I mean aaliyah died in ’01 for christ sake

 for 40 days and 40 nights.. no Lust no Greed

 last night as i was heading out to dinner..

i instinctively reached for LUST ….

but …then remembered my pledge…

I left the house with empty pockets…

LUST was on the bathroom counter mocking me…

 sooo anyway..there is a point to this…

now that i know GREED has been discontinued..im adding DESIRE to the list of sacrifices..

I gave up LUST and DESIRE.. you dont have to…

if you want your own.. you can get it  here…  MAC

One time… I gave up MAC completely… but that was just fucking girlish foolishness…

I feel..giving up the PERFECT LIP GLOSS..is really about as much as Christ expects from me..

i mean he IS a MAN... and

its not like it’s a freaking commandment… geez…

Christians can be sooooo uptight…

xoxo