have you ever had a day.. where everyone WANTS SOMETHING from you??
- the Boyscout wants me to wear my seatbelt (jeez..ok ok ) and loan him my fave porn... (no way dude... its my favorite...get your own)
- the Rockstar wants me to get a tattoo of his band logo ... (umm... no thanks..i fucking swear to god..i couldn't make this shit up)
- the bank..wants me to DEPOSIT money into my account BEFORE i try to spend it...and get this..they want me to do it like that EVERY TIME.... (ok ok...lady..i get it...relax!!)
- The Ditsy Little Tart wants me to meet her in London next week (wish i could luv..)
- The Bitches...want me to go to the Rock and Roll Hotel and pull some Diva shit ...(kids..im freaking tooooo over that crap)
- the Poet... wants (and rightly deserves) for me to get back to him...
- the Writer.. F-ing up and moved outta town!! - ok that one doesnt really belong on this list but thought id update y'all
- Supreme Court wants to buy me a drink... yawn...
- the Artist wants to do a whole show of nekid paintings of me....(i am tooo tired to even comment on this shit right now)
- Mom wants me to come home for the holidays
- Dad wants me to do whatever my mom wants
- Baby Brother wants me to babysit..and do whatever mom wants
- The Cowboy wants me to move out of the city..(ummm..no way)
- Neighbor in #1 wants me to hold onto some lamps for her... (umm ok.... sure..throw em there under the christmas tree ..they will just look like MORE presents i havent wrapped..)
- Neighbor in #8 wants me to come to his Christmas Party
- The Girls Next Door want me to come over and pick up a gift basket they got me for the holidays... (awwwww.. isn't it nice when your neighbors show christmas love)
- the parking garage wants to raise my rates in January.. (figures)
- The Mayor..(homeless dude in my hood) wants my digits... (umm Mayor.. you know..that i know... that you dont have a phone..)
