I Missed YOU too!!!

hi babies.... i know i know its been a while...
i have sooo much to catch you up on!! Let me see now... where to start..

The girls next door... are super busy..
it was implied via email that me keeping tabs on them might be bad for my health...
yeah whatever dude..i ain't scared..
girl zero brought over some homemade dinner for me a couple of nights ago..which i believe may be the only way i survived an insane hangover from the night before...

The cops came by...
they picked up the stolen briefcase i "recovered" for them... the dispatcher wanted me to carry it 12 blocks to the station...i said..

no way!!your kidding right?? but its heavy as hell... tell ya what..it'll be at my place til im tired of looking at it ..if y'all want it  y'all can come and get it!

three weeks later..they knocked on the door (granted i was on west coast most of that time)
when joe law saw it...he was incredulous that i had "touched the suspicious package" !!!! and that i had figured out the combination.... and inspected the contents...
nothing goood... only some heavy ass tools... go figure- this is a fucked up town..
cops gave me a lecture that sister rosemary @ st mary's woulda been proud of...
for touching/carting off and playing with the suspicious pkg.... but WTF..the Police Dispatcher TOLD me to the carry the damn thing to the STATION --now wouldn't that have been a GOOD IDEA if it HAD been somthing nasty like a bomb or covered in anthrax!!...whatever..

it appears that the Ditsy Little Tart has a new boyfriend! he is soooo cute and seems to be treating her well... so that is good....i think he is from russia..she never seems to date any good ole american boys...but he grew up in PA so thats close.. she says he is not a real keeper..but i think she is protesting a bit too much... will have to make a note to self to invite them both to dinner next week...  BUT ...can i tell you why she is THE BEST FRIEND EVER..cause she found out i was coming in on a red eye..  she immediately booked me a massage!! mwah!!!xoxo and boy was i kinked up and in need of that shit!! the whole getting home from cali was so traumatic i don't think i can even write about it yet..

when i finally DID get home the kids from the hood kept me out late almost EVERY night last week.. soooo combined with a hectic office schedule..me staying out til 4 am drinking every night... i was in wicked shape by the time the weekend rolled around...  & i had to go to a wedding..
why are almost ALLLL the weddings ive been to lately so damn twisted and surreal... the whole thing just seemed like an SNL skit... and it  was in a lame ass country club with a lame ass CASH BAR (i didn't know..and didn't f-ing bring any cash) so i pretty much had to slut myself for drinks....   not a problem really..cept im usually not a slut until AFTER i drink a few.. but i suppose it can be more efficient to get your slut on early in the night..lol..

i spent AGES on the phone with a fella from cingular trying to get my cell fixed so that i can email myself the pix on it.. this function jut randomly stopped working about 6 mos ago and by now it is a small crisis... plus i wanted to share with y'all!! sooooo pix to come shortly

the maneater is apparently happy in turkey... whatever..i bet she would rather be here with me... trying to get a sip of this vodka tonic!

a real post soon- i promise
xoxo
sb

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WELCOME HOOOMMMMEEE!! YOU WERE MISSED!

First of all - CASH BAR!? that is the ultimate in "tacky wedding" right up there with pink taffita and carnations!