Glamour Is A Rocky Road....: Sex Sells...

Well who woulda guessed?.. You put something like BROTHEL in your headline and Poof! your the most popular outgoing link! lol..This town is way too Sexually Frustrated. Then ...and i couldn't make this stuff up...my horoscope says:

"Become a bigger part of your community -- you deserve to join in the fun."

lol..guess the stars were right for deciding to go public here.

Important Legal Disclaimer... i am in no way as gifted a writer as most of these blog folks. i have been really flabbergasted by the quality of the writers here on the DC blog scene. I just happen to have a lot of crazy stuff happen to and around me (i attribute most of it to coloring my hair so often) ... anyway here i am.. a freshman blogger..so i beg you...

please be gentle its my first time

.. Update on the girls next door to follow.. i know what you sickos want!

first just a quick word on the Writer .. for the few of you who are checking in on me and not tgnd (ok.. there is only one ...Ditsy Little Tart DLT ..mwah..) guess who emailed me @ 3am last night to ask me out this weekend! i was beginning to wonder where he had drifted off too! ..alas..im on the West Coast for a bit.... mixing business with pleasure! will be checking out the Rockstars shows in LA and San Fran.. do i have good timing or what! lol..ok i might have plotted a bit to make that happen..

The Maneater is leaving for Turkey..I have to kiss her goodbye tomorrow morning for a goood long while. She has been my best friend (aside from you DLT!) for the whole summer and the last two years well she has pretty much been my very own! Sooo I'm tempted to toss her into the ES and run..just not answer the phone for a few days!! but .. her daddy knows where i live and being the spooky spy kinda guy that he is..I don't reeaaaly want him too mad at me! but i KNOW The Maneater and I know she is way to chill to live in TURKEY! arrghhh!! Your both gonna be missed!!!and i know, i know... your gonna need each other over there. Take care of each other!!!

The Girls Next Door....

they have been pretty busy lately.. the BEST though was the one night a few weeks ago. There was a guy in big black SUV (with a vanity tag for a major television network) he was parking illegally on the curb and as he jumped out I gave him a helpful little neighborly advise..

me: dude..the tow truck has been dragging cars from here for the last 15 min.
dude: How do you know?
me: cause i live right here and i couldn't help notice because the freaking flashy lights were making my kitchen into an acid trip disco
dude: well im only gonna be a min... how fast can they be??
me: {shoulder shrug}

Then he proceeds to the knock on the door of "The Girls Next Door".. so i said..

"you REALLY don't have THAT much time!"

Now i realllly don't know what to do because..... I had been on my way to see a play... for some completely random reason there happened to be a CNN satellite truck right outside my door with a little reporter girl there with her microphone and all... and all i can think is:

what will be a better show? this play that i could see tomorrow night.. or shall i tell the reporter girl that the dude in the SUV (with a VANITY PLATE that named another Major Network) just went in to see the "The Girls Next Door" ..sooo..should i stay and stir up a little human drama???

Now i was realllly torn... I stood on the corner for several min. not knowing what to do!! In the end.. The Dude came back out pretty quick.. Must not have wanted to cough up the cash.. and i figured it was best cause I didn't want to put TGND on the national news... I mean Fuck!..They are my Neighbors!

now..how evil shall we bee here??? who wants to know the tag??? you sick bastards..i love you all!

Comments

For a freshman you're doing very well, doll! Keep it up! I am also in awe of the writing quality the DC blogs offer - and am just trying to keep my head above water.

I'm loving the stories and can't wait to read more.

Best,
Red

Posted by: Red | August 25, 2006 at 11:29 AM