Personally I like having a brothel next door to me.
1.) it makes the people watching from my window waaay more interesting.
2.) if i get bored i can mess with the johns -smiling at them from the window and winking when they walk by.
3.) they are good neighbors -they send me really fancy gift baskets on holidays, clean up in front of thier place, and they are generally pleasant. One time last year they even ran off some dudes that were attempting grab some cd's out of the European Sports Car. I cant say any of those things about the residents of the talll new condo building on the other side of me. It seems to be full of always drunk 20-somethings that are puking on my doorstep every weekend! Apparently they can only get from the dance floor to MY steps.... not the 20 more steps to puke on thier own bit of the sidewalk. I'm not some hardcore anti kid person. I blew my share of chunks... but if I hit a neighbors bush..I did'nt get a bunch of attitude about it!
But i digress.. where was i? oh yeah the Girls Next Door...Who am I to judge them.. they are not being "trafficked" and they are not strung out on drugs, so how they earn thier rent is thier business.. all this is coming to mind because of a certain nameless "stud" (as his email address proclaims) has reallly been trying to turn me out lately .. this man Walking Napoleon Complex keeps telling me in no uncertain "term$" that he can make it worth my while if he could just come by one morning on his way to work!.. He even offered to "defray the co$t of the european $portscars next $ervice appointment". I have to admit for a teeny moment I was tempted..I mean I usually give it up for three vodka tonics @ Zola and the ES needs new tires(ouch!) Then I come to my senses and get really pissed off!
Seriously, this is what happens when you answer a seemingly nice guys add on CL! I really can't say enough bad things about the personals on CL...just stay away..what a group of creeps. Including the one who keeps emailing me with the font set at 24pts "screaming" that he wants to be "in control of me".... I think I have demonstrated my open mindedness..HELL, I Even Like "The Girls Next Door"! But I draw the line at these men CL creeps that dare pull this $hit. I mean who does he really think he is?? I have a great job, live pretty well in pretty expensive city, drive a nice car, dont have any real debt!! I do not want or need his $ or his "bulging C?%#!! What an A$$hole! I think tonight I'm gonna go dancing & most likely I'm gonna find some super hot TALL MAN to buy me three vodka tonics!!
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